Happy Single Awareness Day
Here’s a list of the most charming pickup lines and / or things ever said to me on a 1st (and last) date:
♥ Hey, buddy! (or) Hey, bro! (or) Hey, man!
♥ Let’s sit here. I like being high profile.
♥ I talk to my mom on the phone at LEAST once a day.
♥ That guy over there is so hot.
♥ Have you ever considered Botox?
♥ Wow, you look really good for your age.
♥ You’re a Christian? That’s so cute!
♥ (Silence. The “You’ve been stood up” kind.)
♥ I’m married, but only so I could become legal.
♥ Let me know if you wanna grab coffee or some sex sometime.